toe to toe

last night my Q and I had a toe-ga party. we cracked out the single malt and smoked some peat and rolled around laughing in front of the heater.
Much interpretive and incisive toe-ing and fro-ing. Damn we were funny.

I believe we even invented a line of fashion t-shirts with the slogan
home made crumbed sausages: just add one toe-spoon of sand

and it was the funniest thing anyone's ever heard of ever. that's right, ever.