Bring Back Miss Calendar

I spent today doing an IT course. And we all know how fun they are.

Since JC died, IT course facilitators are either Over Zealous or Comatose, both of which lead to stomach cramps and inappropriate gas.

Today's was the O-Z kind, but with just enough repressed aggression and unfulfilled dreams to keep it interesting.

Beyond the happy achievement of group learning I took home two very important terms today.

1. 'Gee-wizardry' is html for 'bells and whistles'.
2. 'Code Bloat' is html for 'too much cheese and not enough prunes'.