I'm 404

from the spambox:

Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by asslicking rather than working hard.

Brain Fart - A byproduct of a bloated mind producing information effortlessly; a burst of useful information.

Cobweb - A WWW site that never changes.

Dead Tree Edition - The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms.

Meatspace - The physical world (as opposed to the virtual)

Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time during which you realize you've just made a terrible error.

Open-Collar Workers - People who work at home or telecommute.

Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.

Uninstalled - Euphemism for being fired. Also: decruitment.

Vulcan Nerve Pinch - The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the warm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command key, the Return key and the Power On key.

404 - Someone who is clueless. From the Web error message, "404 Not Found"

so next time, I'll just say, "don't bother asking me, I’m 404."